I’m so funny

 ”Sooo I just bought those concert tix for $45 each and if Siv can’t handle that, he can sell some of his taco bell stock, BC NOTHING IS COMING IN BETWEEN ME AND THOM YORKE.. besides the thousands of people who could afford better seats.”

Meera: Are you treating YO self??
Me: Um yeah a little bit haha, what are you up to?
Meera: You know... lot of ice cream eating and tv watching
Me: Sounds funnn!
Meera: and trying on stuff at sephora and not buying it
Meera: GOT 'EM!

Why does eBay put all its auctions in PST/PDT…

PEOPLE ON THE WEST COAST ARE TOO BOUGIE TO BID ON THIS SHIT

joan smalls, work it babe

joan smalls, work it babe

Those nights when I’m just about to tuck myself in,

and then somehow I end up on Netflix watching a 2 hour French film that I won’t even enjoy because the sound of French makes me want to vomit.

Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa....
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.
femburton: spiegelgebilde:

Helena Bonham Carter photographed by Tim Walker for Vogue UK (2012)

femburton: spiegelgebilde:

Helena Bonham Carter photographed by Tim Walker for Vogue UK (2012)

(via ifurted)

He want that cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake.

Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

Planning my weekend trip to Massachusetts!

I AM SO EXCITED: I HAVE NEVER BEEN THERE BEFORE AND I AM READY TO SEE WHERE AMERICA STARTED!

Here we go:

Day 1: Leave NB, drive to Salem. Do night witch/ghost tour ish, then visit Nathaniel Hawthorne’s house

Day 2: Drive to Boston. See JFK’s Birthplace in Brookline, Freedom Trail Tour, Bunker Hill, Old North Church, Old State House Museum, Kayaking/Boating at Night

Day 3: Drive to Plymouth, See Plymouth Rock, Plimouth Plantation, Mayflower II, Drive back to NB

THIS IS GOING TO BE SO FUN :D

tretiakova:

NEIL BARRETT FW12

dress on lower left is killing my soul that i can’t have it.

tretiakova:

NEIL BARRETT FW12

dress on lower left is killing my soul that i can’t have it.

(Source: what-do-i-wear)

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